I love you, so don't be mad ok
11 November 2025 08:29 pm[ Video Feed opens up to an image of (1) Sampo Koski. Anyone who recognises one of the main offices of PokeGO would instantly realise that he's sitting in one of the break rooms, and there's such an easy-to-see image of a certain Cold Dragon Young Dan Heng looming behind him, arms crossed, watching him like a mother watching their child apologise to their teacher for misbehaving in class. ]
Heyyyy, fam. It's your favorite fella, Sampo Koski. I hope everyone's having a GREAT day--okay, yes okay, I'm getting to it-- [ there was something like a sharp prod against his leg as he almost dodges the point, but he's GETTING to it, okay!? Put the tail away, Dragon Man! Sheesh when did you get so tall... ]
A-hem. Anywayyyyy.... So this lucky guy went on a walk around Kanto the other day with a real good pal and I found something prett-yyyy cool. Even though your old friend didn't. Realise how. Really cool it was, and all...
Look, really RARE things shouldn't just be sitting out in the open like that! It's easy to mistake a diamond for quartz when it's just in the middle of the first rock you pick up, you know?
Anyway.
Herba Mystica.
It's a pret-ty rare plant, all things considered and... well. I know there's been a-buzz about some people lookin' for really powerful medicinal things to help some people in the city with some ailments they're struggling with...
And since I'm SUCH a nice guy! And since all of you banded together to help me with my rock problem, well!
I just thought. Maybe.
I dunno.
We could get some folks willing to join me--US! PokeGo! Even if you're not with the group, you know--in being able to come along and maybe... help a guy find more of this plant? And this time not pick it without thinking?
...be a pal...?
No pressure, though, I uh. I'll be doing my best to help and do a lot of work too! So. Come on, whadda ya all say?
Heyyyy, fam. It's your favorite fella, Sampo Koski. I hope everyone's having a GREAT day--okay, yes okay, I'm getting to it-- [ there was something like a sharp prod against his leg as he almost dodges the point, but he's GETTING to it, okay!? Put the tail away, Dragon Man! Sheesh when did you get so tall... ]
A-hem. Anywayyyyy.... So this lucky guy went on a walk around Kanto the other day with a real good pal and I found something prett-yyyy cool. Even though your old friend didn't. Realise how. Really cool it was, and all...
Look, really RARE things shouldn't just be sitting out in the open like that! It's easy to mistake a diamond for quartz when it's just in the middle of the first rock you pick up, you know?
Anyway.
Herba Mystica.
It's a pret-ty rare plant, all things considered and... well. I know there's been a-buzz about some people lookin' for really powerful medicinal things to help some people in the city with some ailments they're struggling with...
And since I'm SUCH a nice guy! And since all of you banded together to help me with my rock problem, well!
I just thought. Maybe.
I dunno.
We could get some folks willing to join me--US! PokeGo! Even if you're not with the group, you know--in being able to come along and maybe... help a guy find more of this plant? And this time not pick it without thinking?
...be a pal...?
No pressure, though, I uh. I'll be doing my best to help and do a lot of work too! So. Come on, whadda ya all say?
